dudeyoureliketwelve:

i just shaved my legs wanna feel

abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

(Source: trashboat, via lust--inlove)

miamivibe:

BMW 650i / photographer

garydactyl:

I hit on my friends more than I hit on my crushes

(via punkisded)

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(Source: nocaptainmatt, via escape-and-dream)