I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
Steve Maraboli (via terrible)
if someone actually did have a crush on me and like stared at me in class im 99% sure they got over me because i do some strange shit when i think no one is looking