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I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

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One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me? -

Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)

hm.

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coolbloqqer:

if someone actually did have a crush on me and like stared at me in class im 99% sure they got over me because i do some strange shit when i think no one is looking 

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If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it. - Reyna Biddy  (via he-is-my-home)

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